When management approaches saying to talk to guests about REDcards more…

thetargetbreakroom:

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firelorcl:

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

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funandflirtynog:

SNAKES DONT HAVE ARMS? THEY CANT GO BOWLING

fuck. there goes my snake bowling team, fuck this

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I hate to say it… But maybe I did see a future too. However improbable, I saw something my mind won’t let me forget.

nakedatthewrongtime:

fuck seattle

Or alternatively, fuck me in Seattle.

(via fluvius-vae)