Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down
There was a demon in that phone and it was killed in the microwave and no one can convince me otherwise
IT FUCKING OPENS AND CLOSES ITS DEMONIC SATAN SCREAMING MOUTH FROM HELL
When people use Christianity to justify being assholes, and then whine about society abandoning religion.
if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon
Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb.
Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon.
I love that story
420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through
Giving up on someone is so hard.